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Category:Judge jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasnt true."Im as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
 

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