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Category:Monster jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.
 

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