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Category:Monster jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and Ill prove it.
 

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