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Category:Judge jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "Im Sparks, Im an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
 

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