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Category:Horse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!... more

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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?Hes not a star though, he just does bit parts!... more

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Whats black and white and turns cartwheels?A piebald horse pulling a cart!... more

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What is a thespian pony?A little horse play!... more

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?The psycho-path!... more

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What goes "Clip"?A one legged horse!... more

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!... more

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?Because he wanted to feel his oats!... more

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!... more

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Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!... more