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Category:Bath jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

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Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more

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The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while yo... more

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