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   Category: Telephone jokes
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldnt pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. Darling! he blurted out, will you marry me?Of course, I will, you silly boy, she replied, who is it speaking?

   Category: Ethnic jokes
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "Thats the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

   Category: Music jokes
Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

   Category: Blonde jokes
A blondes house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!"The blonde yells back, "Whats the number?"

   Category: Telephone jokes
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !