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   Category: Short jokes
I always get "homophobe" and "homophone" mixed up. I just know one of them likes caulk.

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Parenting a baby is like an etch-a-sketch drawing. You must be careful, but if you mess up just shake the shit out of it and make a new one.

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So I had a dream last night about eating breakfast. It was pretty *surreal.*

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car? Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra? Because "B" shells would be too small!